“lemon rhine” instead of rinds
“The Persian Golf”
“The worst thing at Riley plantation is being wept with the cattle nine tail.”
"The Gulls overcome" when translating a Latin sentence
I am one of those fiendish grammar teachers who likes to ask kids to write sentences to prove that they actually know how to apply those rules I'm teaching them. I always tell my kids to have as much fun as they can with them--just make sure they meet the requirements. This is now my all time favorite interrogative sentence:
"Miss Burklin, do you become batman after light out?"
I wish... I wish...